in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
do celebrities even snapchat?
there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
(Source: ruinmarks, via orgasm)
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
(Source: averagefairy, via orgasm)
my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them